Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Cinema Safety Tips


Couple of safety tips picked up from weekend film viewing of Taken and The Watchmen:
1. If you are involved in a car chase in Paris, and need compels you to drive the wrong way up one-way ramps, it will be OK, if fact no one will notice, because, hey! it's Paris;
2. If you are 17 years old, and pretty much an idiot, do not travel anywhere without your parents;
3. If you involved in any kind of experimental work with radiation and you leave the lab with your fellow scientists and then realize you have left your watch behind, do not return alone for your watch no matter how special it is;
4. It's all still Nixon's fault! Imagine!

(Image: zzeiss.com.)

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