What a tale of woe our grocery list tells:

1. Advil
2. Motrin
3. Buckley's. Yes, entire household has been felled by sore throats, choking coughs, general crankiness, etc. But I couldn't leave things looks so dire, and added:
4. Champagne (two bottles). One for friends who have had beautiful baby daughter, one for us to keep in the fridge, because everyone should always have a bottle of champagne in the fridge, because you just never know.

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